Hand-shandy Edit Meaning

1. Simple anthropometric device used for measuring the correlation between personal corruption and the girth of the bellies of inhabitants ..

1. An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up. "Keep this up bonny lad and I ..

1. Rectal burning caused by defecating spicy food. (I didn't make this up). "The chili you made last night left me with a pretty..