Handsome John Brown

What is Handsome John Brown?


1.

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish

Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.

2.

When youre doin a girl in the butt, and then you shirt on your hand and then slap her on the face.

I gave my girl a handsome john brown wile we were doin it


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