What is Handsome John Brown?
1.
when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish
Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.
2.
When youre doin a girl in the butt, and then you shirt on your hand and then slap her on the face.
I gave my girl a handsome john brown wile we were doin it