Hanglide Surprise

What is Hanglide Surprise?


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To lube up one's penis while hangliding with someone else in front of you, and inserting your penis into their butt while hangliding some 100 yards in the air.

We went for a vacation but Johnny gave me a hanglide surprise and missed his target, now I'm pregnant.

See lube, miss


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