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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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In American football the offensive guard is one of the down linemen whose job is to keep the defense away from the quarterback, or to op..
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Clit flicker (clit being short for Clitoris) basically means oral sex on a woman.
"Flicking" ones tongue over a womans vagina..