What is H.a.n.s.?
1.
"Hollywood Action Ninja Star"
A term given to an individual that has achieved the Epitome of BadAss-ness.
Upon receiving this honor it becomes the individuals new name that those who are not as BadAss as the H.A.N.S. must call them by.
Steve: "Dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!"
Bob: "Yeah, and he was drinking Dragon's blood from a can too."
Steve: "He is now our village's H.A.N.S.
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2.
Short for Hollywood Action Ninja Star. One who has finally seen the coming of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse and can honeslty convince the world that everything is fine.
"Dude! A third of the crew called in sick, half got deported and the building is on fire!"
H.A.N.S. *smiles* and says: "Everything is fine."
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3.
"Hollywood Action Ninja Star"
A term given to an individual that has achieved the Epitome of BadAss-ness.
Upon receiving this honor it becomes the individuals new name that those who are not as BadAss as the H.A.N.S. must call them by.
Steve: "Dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!"
Bob: "Yeah, and he was drinking Dragon's blood from a can too."
Steve: "He is now our village's H.A.N.S.
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