Hanson-fuck

What is Hanson-fuck?

1.

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

See liar, poser, wannabe, opportunist, social climber

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