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A homosexual woman. (slander)
Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"
See Spud
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lesbian
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A straight bit of pavement used for Drag Racing. The actual race distance is one quarter mile from starting line to finish line, then so..
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Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.
Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?
Girl: Have you got a carava..
