Happy Turtle

What is Happy Turtle?


1.

NOUN: a sexually satisfied uncircumsizedman.

Turtle references the appearance of an uncutpenis.

Girl One: You hooked up with Ricardo?

Girl Two: We had sex all night long.

Girl One: Ah---that was one happy turtle.

Girl Two: Of course.

See cock, uncut, blowing, richie, latin lover, turtle, banging, cwru


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