Haptosis Edit Meaning

1. When you are making sweet love to a woman, you take her phone, set it on vibrate, shove it up her ass, then call her. Then she shits it..

1. 'tis when a woman's nipple gets real claustrophobic and sticks its head out for a deep breath, while the woman does not notice..

1. To describe something that looks professional, particularyly online. The new website is look pretty derz See Bones..