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when numbers on an L.E.D. readout are rapidly changing they appear to be all 8's
I was filling up my car with gas I new I was havi..
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When a straight woman has a "crush" on another woman, not sexual but kind of idolizing her.
"My girlfriend has much ovar..
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What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you..