Hardware Store Edit Meaning

1.

A word to describe someone who pleases women at the expense of his masculinity. He will often be called gay, but that doesn't phase him as long as he gets attention. Hardware store is along the same lines as tool, tool bag, and tool shed, but to a much greater extreme.

The term hardware store within itself has two separate degrees of toolness. First is Home Depot, which is basically your average hardware store advertising how much wood it as. The second is known as Hechinger. Yes, Hechinger went out of business six years ago, but because it went out of business, women can walk right in and take whatever they desire. There is absolutely no hesitation.

Suzie: "Billy told me he dreams about penises. I laughed so hard and really wanted to have sex with him."

Jimmy: "Now, now, Suzie. Billy is clearly a hardware store."

See tool, tool bag, tool shed, hechinger

2.

One who is an exemplified tool.

Ranking of toolness from least to greatest: toolbox, tool chest, tool shed, hardware store.

"That kid who always asks the same questions in class such a tool"

"Yea, he's such a hardware store"

See tool, tool box, tool shed, teacher's pet, fool, idiot

3.

n. a place filled with individuals that most people would classify as tools.

"God, this place is such a hardware store."

"Don't go there. It is a total hardware store."

See tool, tools, frat house, hardware store

4.

The most extreme instance of toolishness. This person cannot be anymore of a loser - they are being extremely used by other people or society without even knowing it.

John: Ashley used to like white wine but switched to red because she saw cool people drinking it.

Joe: What a hardware store! Ashley is such a Home Depot you could fix your house just by talking to her.

See tool, toolshed, toolbag, toolbox