Hardwood

What is Hardwood?

hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood

dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.

dude 2: what??

dude:1 a boner dumb shit

See boner, erection, morning wood, woody, dick

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