Harness My Power

What is Harness My Power?


1.

When a member of the opposite sex inserts a finger in your asshole in order to insure that you perform at your peak. (Typically done before a big athletic event)

Hey man, I heard you have a big race coming up this weekend.

Yeah, I've got to get my girlfriend to harness my power so we can beat those retards from Williams.


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