What is Harnk?
1.
The misunderstood hero of Angst, he who wades through bullshit with increasing style & aggression.
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2.
Someone in serious denial as to the nature of their hateful obsession with another person they know only through electronic means
You just have to watch the way he stalks JulieBurchill's threads making lewd suggestions about said poster's mother to realise how much Harnk is repressing his homosexuality. A very tragic condition
3.
Harnk a common complaint of the lower bowel. Sufferers include Marmosets, Shanty tramps, and internet nerds.
I/he/she has harnked my/him/herself.
4.
Feces which cannot be removed from the arse hairs (much like winnits)
No matter how hard I wiped my arse, I could not dislodge those darn Harnks
5.
It was 5 months ago baby, I've moved on, you're a beautiful individual
5 months is a long time on the internet baby
6.
The always triumphant foil of JulieBurchill (a.k.a. realhandshandy).
Thanks to the diligent work of Harnk, JulieBurchill (a.k.a. realhandshandy) is no longer free to terrorize pet stores, zoos, and schools for the developmentally disabled with her insatiable, unquenchable thirst for anal rape.
