What is Hat Goat?
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A Goat that carries around an assortment of hats, attempting to distract potential Goat Peelers from their virtuous missions by offering the appeasement of a free hat in exchange for the omission of his skin, fur and gristle being forcefully removed from his haggard Goat body.
Hat Goat: "Excuse me sir...are you the uh.......Goat Peeler?"
Peeler: "Yes. I am the Peeler."
Hat Goat: "May I offer you one of my beautiful hats in exchange for my life?"
Peeler: "No. I've already got a hat. You're fucked."
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