What is Hat Goat?
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A Goat that carries around an assortment of hats, attempting to distract potential Goat Peelers from their virtuous missions by offering the appeasement of a free hat in exchange for the omission of his skin, fur and gristle being forcefully removed from his haggard Goat body.
Hat Goat: "Excuse me sir...are you the uh.......Goat Peeler?"
Peeler: "Yes. I am the Peeler."
Hat Goat: "May I offer you one of my beautiful hats in exchange for my life?"
Peeler: "No. I've already got a hat. You're fucked."
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A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).
Rob is delusional..
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The act of attempting to decease yourself being a twitterholic (tweets more then 20 times per day). Usually fails.
Person 1: Hey, I see..
