What is Hat Goat?
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A Goat that carries around an assortment of hats, attempting to distract potential Goat Peelers from their virtuous missions by offering the appeasement of a free hat in exchange for the omission of his skin, fur and gristle being forcefully removed from his haggard Goat body.
Hat Goat: "Excuse me sir...are you the uh.......Goat Peeler?"
Peeler: "Yes. I am the Peeler."
Hat Goat: "May I offer you one of my beautiful hats in exchange for my life?"
Peeler: "No. I've already got a hat. You're fucked."
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The act of fucking in handstands, making a wigwom shape with their legs, where the female has a nasty STD (the Clap).
Bro, have you eve..
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Specifically, to hit the bong. However, can be used as a general term to describe any type of weed smokin.
Dude is was totally phelpsin..
