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The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.
I got so drunk last night, I can&apo..
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When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
After I shat..
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When you see a hot chick, and you get a boner.
You have a five dollor foot long.
"Dude, hot ass 3:00"
"Oh man, 5 dollo..