Hatchard

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(1) Large, prominent BOOKSELLER, at the hard, commercial, cutting-edge of the literary world.

(2) One who sells the Jungle Book and engages in kipling for profit: a prostitute. (May also refer to a pimp.)

(3) The hard-hatted inch at the upper edge of a lady's pantry-hatch: a prominent clitoris, in its "sentry" position.

The HATCHARD branch in Urban Flats, Arkansas can supply you with a copy of Acliteration and Wagnereal Disease, a vast, leather-bound tome about a major zoological, anthropological and sociological problem.

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