What is You Poke It You Own It?
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A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.
Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::
Bryan: You poke it you own it.
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A half sibling via your father
ie from his 'spunk donation'
usually applying to promiscuous men with more than one family...