What is Hatesturbating?
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The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.
Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.
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When a person is fapping while angry
ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating
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When a person farts out of there butt and a light colored hershey squirt pours out of their asshole.
"John farted and got tushee m.. 
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takin a shit
The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.
See jack..