Haverford School

What is Haverford School?


1.

Gayest school in america for many reasons

-pride themselves on being meatheads but are pussies

-think they're awesome because they get with beat radnor girls

-always travel in packs so they don't get jumped because they are pussies

-Only thing that they are somewhat good at is lacrosse which they are still overrated at

-They go to a school that is all guys all the time (guess their into that sort of thing)

-And probably the gayest they were shorts with their shirt and ties which may just be the pussiest, most homosexual, preppiest and thing ever

-THEIR SLOGAN IS "GREAT MINDS, BIG HEARTS, REMARKABLE BOYS"

-enough said

haverford school guy 1"yooo bro you wanna go rip twine with me?"

guy 2 "of course dude, but hey first let's go get with some totally beat radnor, stoga, and irwins chicks so we can feel good about ourselves bro"

guy 1 "aha dude for sure bro"

guy 2 " yeah dude we are soo awesome"

guy 1 " I know right, maybe just you and I can chil tonight you know...alone"

guy 2 "sounds good to me bra. we do go to an all boys school after all"

See gay, haverford, boys, dick

2.

Actual conversation among Haverford guys:

Guy 1: "What's that thing with the cameras? Like with the pictures on it and like..."

Others: "Uhhhhhhh..."

EA Girl: "A negative."

All Haverford Guys: "Ohhh yeah negative!" (High Fives All Around)

Guy 2: "Yooo, when I was in school, it took like 1 second to think of words, and now it takes like... 5 seconds."

All: "Yeahhhh" (More High Fives)

Hasn't that guy been in high school for like 6 years?

Yeah, he goes to The Haverford School.


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