Haviv

What is Haviv?

1) angry and flaccid

2) Flaccid

3) Angry

4) Emotionally volatile and possessing a small, yet suprisingly sand filled vagina

"I feel so depressed that I have a haviv"

"Don't worry honey, at least you have a penis"

See Shlomo

Queen Mother

1. A goobertastically delicious modified ice cream sandwich. It's made by removing one chocolate side of a regular ice cream sandwich ..

Twosie In The Bank

1. v. to need to poop, usually soon. "Geez Hilty I got a twosie in the bank!" See take a shit, take a dump, dumps, cosbys..

Jewfie

1. A Jew from Newfoundland. Mix of Newfie and Jewish. So a Canadian, and American, and a Jewfie all go into a bar.....

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