Hawiian Punch

What is Hawiian Punch?


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The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.

Dude, I hooked up with my Gwen last night and gave her a Hawiian punch!

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