Hawversation

What is Hawversation?


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The practice of inserting random, unrellated references to Einstein, Asimov, Plato, etc into conversations about subjects such as food, birthdays, and air movement, confusing and baffling the other party. NOTE: Hawversation can have the effect of rendering its recipient incapacitated, almost to the point of unconciousness. For this reason, Hawversation is being considered as a powerful weapon in the war on terror.

I had the most confusing Hawversation with my tax accountant today

See confusion, doublespeak, dogma, spin, bush


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