Headlines

What is Headlines?

One of the two or three segments on the Tonight Show that's ever worth watching.

And even to watch that, you have to put up with Leno.

Valediction Shuffle

1. The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simu..

Zorbitex

1. When you cum in the face of a slut from texas. "Oh ya Roy I put a zorbitex in that mama's face." See slut, hoe, whore, ..

Dunkin' Donuts

1. Where cops hangout and eat donuts Wow look at the cop is at dunkin' donuts again See Mike 2. The most abundant eatery in Massac..

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