What is Joiner King?
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1). A soulless individual appearing to have no obvious basic social skills apart from the ability to communicate online through instant messaging programs, with strange smilies.
2). A backstabber and a thief.
3). Somebody obsessed with 24.
4). A homophobe.
1). Person A - Hi Ben, how are you today?
Joiner King - ._.
2). Person A - Dude, did Joiner King ever pay you back that money you kindly lent him?
Person B - Did he fuck?! He told me to fuck off and called me a cunt! That's gratitude for you!
3). Joiner King - "OMG I WANT TO FUCK JACK BAUER IN THE ASS"
4). Person A - "I love you Andrew."
Person B - "I love you too Rick".
Joiner King - "OMG I've just been physically sick"
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