Health Class

What is Health Class?


1.

A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.

Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.

6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?

2.

A class where you learn about health or learn nothing about health.

Johnny: Hey in health classs were learning about babies.

Sally: I'm learning about games

See health, babies, bums, bias

3.

A period of re-education at a state funded school that teaches a variety of techniques to damage health: suicide, promiscuity, fornication, debauchery, recreational drugs.

On occasion teens will be advised not to ride in vehicles with intoxicated operators.

In Health Class you'll receive free condoms and be told to fornicate wildly if you want. This is not health advise.

See healthy, unhealthy, fornication, debauchery, suicide


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