What is Heart Fart?
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When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.
Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.
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The art of laying on your back in the river Taff in south Wales; naked with a sail attached to your erect penis.
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