What is Heart Fart?
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When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.
Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.
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Random Words:
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Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.
I got so scared that I had porridge pants!..