Heart Fart

What is Heart Fart?


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When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.

Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.

See heart, fart, wrong, gas, crush, brain fart


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