Heartgasm

What is Heartgasm?


1.

That feeling in your heart when you see an attractive person. Like heart skipping a beat

:O! *heartgasm* That guy is HOT!

See handsome, people, orgasm

2.

A heartgasm is the result of a heart attack at the moment of orgasm. Generally experienced by the elderly, the chances of this occurring are highly unlikely. Bad heartburn may be mistaken for it on occasion.

Tom: Oh, yes, yes, i'm almost-Ahhhhhh! *Death*

Rebecca: Oh my word, what's wrong?!

Tom: *Rejoins the living* Heartgasm *death*

Rebecca: Nooooo!

See heart attack, orgasm, death, elderly, ouch, pain


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