Heat Magazine

What is Heat Magazine?


1.

A poular British gossip magazine

My mother don't like me reading Heat Magazine

2.

A cool celebrity magazine. I buy it every week!

Woman on advert: Excuse me, where is your copy of heat magazine?

Magazine seller: Sorry, we're all out

Woman: I see

*woman then procedes to run at man, with a road cone*

See Biddy


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