Heather Humper

What is Heather Humper?

The name given to any guy who has sex with a slut named Heather. It is most popular in the northwest region.

(Lily): Wow, that guys pretty cute...

(Sara): Yea, but I wouldn't lay a hand on him.

(Lily): Why??

(Sara): Because he is a know Heather Humper.

(Lily): Yuck. Nevermind, I don't feel like catching an STD.

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