Heather Locklear

What is Heather Locklear?


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Noun: a bleach-blond actress in her late forties. she's not a very convincing, or even good actress.

Verb: to suddenly break up with someone, and spread it around before they know you've dumped them.

Did you see that movie with Heather Locklear in it? I avoided that thing like the Plague.

Maria: hey, anna, i'm dumping jason.

anna: wow. that's sudden.

(a few days pass and everyone knows about the break-up)

jason: dude, did she pull a Heather Locklear on me?

See bitch, ditcher, lame, loser


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