What is Heather Locklear?
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Noun: a bleach-blond actress in her late forties. she's not a very convincing, or even good actress.
Verb: to suddenly break up with someone, and spread it around before they know you've dumped them.
Did you see that movie with Heather Locklear in it? I avoided that thing like the Plague.
Maria: hey, anna, i'm dumping jason.
anna: wow. that's sudden.
(a few days pass and everyone knows about the break-up)
jason: dude, did she pull a Heather Locklear on me?
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a person (often a bro (see "bro") who is pathetically in love with their iPhone, and uses it in every possible case.
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it means to jack off, pull your hose, milk uor cow, masturbate you get what i am talking about right? inveted by a fag named tyler
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