Heavenly Sword

What is Heavenly Sword?

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When a pedofile priest is in confession with a favourite altar boy, he masturbates until he's ready to launch his load, busts through the lattice seperation and proceeds to douse the boy with his holy water.

Timmy sat in his confessional, pouring out his sins when suddenly Father Mike burst into his booth and cleansed Timmy's soul with his Heavenly Sword.

See sword, heaven, holy, priest, pedofile, altar boy, jizz
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