Heavenly Sword

What is Heavenly Sword?


1.

When a pedofile priest is in confession with a favourite altar boy, he masturbates until he's ready to launch his load, busts through the lattice seperation and proceeds to douse the boy with his holy water.

Timmy sat in his confessional, pouring out his sins when suddenly Father Mike burst into his booth and cleansed Timmy's soul with his Heavenly Sword.

See sword, heaven, holy, priest, pedofile, altar boy, jizz


70

Random Words:

1. A drunken text utterance that has since gained the meaning of drunk and gotta pee/vomit. Person 1: Are you drunk? Person 2: Of course,..
1. chris pontius is one of the leetest jackass stars. he was in jackass, jackass the movie, and he now stars in wild boyz with steve-o. h..
1. It means those who spend all their time seeking violence and trying to kill others are destined to find the violence they seek and die i..