Hedgerow Grumble

What is Hedgerow Grumble?


1.

British schoolboy term for a stash of pornfound under a hedgerow. It is an ancient custom in Britain that once a jazz mag has come to the end of its life, the owner shall place it under a hedgerow so that it may be adopted by a new one.

Timmy: "Whacko Roger! Hit the blimmin' jackpot last night!"

Roger: "Oh do tell!"

Timmy: "Yes, found some cracking hedgerow grumble down Dale Lane!"

Roger: "Cripes! Better make sure your housekeeper doesn’t find it or there'll be no sherbet fountains for you, ho ho!"

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