What is Heebensteins?
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Heebensteins basically mean antics, similar to shenanigans, except with some aspect of Jewish-ness to them, usually some stereotypical Jewish conduct like being cheap or misorly, or trying to hose someone in a deal your making. 'Calling Heebensteins' is basically calling someone out on thier cheap ass jew conduct.
In addition, calling someone a 'heebenstein' is just a more emphatic way of calling them a big fat JOO.
Heebish Friend: Dood that was a 20 mile drive, you owe me half the gas money.
You: Fuck that, I call Heebensteins.
or
You: Pssh, whatever Heebenstein... fuck off.
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