What is Heed?
1.
pay attention; listen to
"I see the way you go and say you're right again,
say your right again
heed my lecture"
-Lyrics from Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
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2.
Head (Scottish) - Also spelled
''Watch yer heed oan that hing''
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3.
Someone who has grown an extremely large "head".Scottish word.
For fuck sake Cowans heeds grown bigger over the summer
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4.
An individual (usually a male from Speedway, IN) with an ovaloid shaped blockheed partially covered with wispy blond hair that has receded back to show a shiny dome cranium. In the history of man only one person has had the distinction of possessing this size of noggin'. "Heed" usually uses a toilet as a "helmet" to protect the garganous cranium
"Hey, look at the Heed trying to put that hat on... it looks like someone trying to put a condom on a watermelon!! No.... it's like trying to play Putt-Putt with a basketball...on top of that.. it's like putting glitter on a pimple!!"
5.
London slang for a joint or spliff. Or cannabis generally.
J: Yea man, you wana roll another heed?
A: Na, im bare lean! Allow!
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6.
When you have a big heed. Or you are super smart naturally, your heed becomes a neural net processor a learning computer.
"You are a coding machine, your heed is like a computer."
7.
no; opposite of what u said
-heed ur not gay
-oh ur not a faggot...heed
-heed a wink
