Heir Mattress

What is Heir Mattress?

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir mattress!

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Uls

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1. Abusing one's self sexually. The other night at the bar I couldn't get anyone to come home with me so I decided to go home an..

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