Helena

What is Helena?


1.

a great MCR (my Chemical Romance) song which is actually about the singers grandma....she died while they were recording so he dedicated it to her...aww how sweet... also the capital of montana and the best part ever....MY NAME! .....

Kid : hey did you know that the My Chemical Romance song Helena is your name?

Me: no fucking shit dipshit

See me, mcr, my chemical romance, montana, cool

2.

a name for the most gorgeous person in the whole entire world. her beauty is undenieable

Random Kid: "wow, that girl is beautiful"

Random Kid 2: "Thats because her name is Helena "

helena is awesome.

See gorgeous, helena, is, not, a, whore, beauty, awesome

3.

The most bubbly person in the world. Proof that all good things come in a small package

Guy: Dude, come meet my new GF!

'''' The next day'''

Friend: She is no Helena, she's such a downer.

See goddess, sabrina, awesome

4.

A character in Shakespeare's play - 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'

In the play, she follows around this dude called Demetrius, even after he threatens to rape her and run away from her and leave her in the middle of nowhere. Also, to get attention from Demetrius, she betrays her best mate by telling her secret to him..

Anyway at the end of the play some love potion is put into his eyes which makes him love her, and she just accepts it as if he has been lovely to her..

So basically she's a desperate ho

Helena: Use me but as your spaniel; spurn me, strike me,

Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave

(Unworthy as I am) to follow you.

See shakespeare, whore, helen, demetrius

5.

A girl who is annoyingly skinny, despite the fact she eats loads of everything. Her mum could ask her to eat an apple and a banana, but instead, she would eat a packet of crisps and a chocolate bar.

She has a really quick metabolism which annoys everyone because she eats so much.

Helena: "I think i'll have another tub of ice cream, do you want one??"

Fat Person: "No thanks"

(Fat Person stays fat, Helena loses 10lbs.)

See skinny, thin, hellie, hell, helen, helana

6.

1. THE AWESOMEST SONG ALIVE TO DO ON SINGSTAR!

good song to just ABSOLUTELY SCREAM on singstar

more fun than it sounds

2. SO LONG, AND GOOD NIGHT!

SO LONG, NOT GOOD NIGHT! *gives you the finger*

ash and toe - WHATS THE WORST TO TAKE,

FROM EVERY HEART YOU BREAK!

AND LIKE A BL...

toes dad - SHUTUP!

2. helena - my chemical romance

See my, chemical, romance, emoo

7.

can also be pronounced: hairy nipple. often referred to as a "skank" or a "hoe". when intoxicated, mistakes ugly men for edward cullen.

ugly boy: " i fucked this girl last night and she called me edward cullen ! "

other ugly boy:" wow what a helena "

hot boy: " dayyaaammmmm i gotta get me one of those "

See helena, slut, lena, skank, bitch, whore, prostitute


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