What is Hella Retired?
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Phrase used to describe a retired person that is able to do things that only someone with time on their hands does or can do.
Hecka retired is used when more appropriate.
Grandma: I baked your three dozen cookies and some for your friends too, Johnny!
Johnny: Damn, Grandma, you're hella retired!
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