Hellacommute

What is Hellacommute?

An unreasonably long distance commute for work. Derivative of the Northern California word hella. The opposite of telecommute.

Dude: "I bought a house in Livermore but I still have to drive to The City for work every day..."

Dude's Friend: "Dude, I'd rather shoot myself than be stuck with that hellacommute!"

See telecommute, hella, hecka, fukka

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