Hello Dave

What is Hello Dave?


1.

Phrase said to people by Papa Lazarou, just before he tells them that they are now his wife... and he kidnaps them.

From The League of Gentlemen.

Papa Lazarou knocks on door of house, person answers, he says "Hello Dave", "Your my wife now dave", and he kidnaps them!

2.

Quote from "The League of Gentlemen", character PAPA LAZAROU, a warped character that speaks gibberish and insists everyone is called Dave and that they are his wife. Unfortunately for anyone actually called Dave in real life they may have found that when they introduce themselves they are subjected with this quote.

Steve: Hey mate, I'm Steve

Dave: I'm Dave, nice meeting you

Steve: Dave eh? HELLO DAVE!! YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE!! WANT TO BUY ANY PEGS DAVE?!!

Dave: bye

Steve: bye

See greeting, insult, joke, quote

3.

General greeting used to anyone.

Tom: "Hello Dave!"

Steph: "Hello Dave!"

See hello, dave, league, of, gentlemen, goodbye

4.

You say hello to dave

and hi to sue

'' Hello Dave ''

'' Hiiiiii Sue ''


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