Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Urgly

1. A girl, guy, or thing that is beyooond ugly. God damn Kylee is one URGLY girl..

Abbafistic

1. the epitome of awesome, a full body shaking pleasure that leaves the reciever speechless and on a high. Only caused by a 'phantom&..

Pricetaggery

1. Taking the spice out of something enjoyable or special by reducing it to a dollar amount. Example 1: Andrew: I met this awesome French..

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