Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Nhan

1. A sweet, intelligent, lovable guy, who i can't stop thinking of and will always be in love with. (sees a guy at a bbq) Wohh!! He&a..

Corporate Necromancy

1. When the big comic book publishers continue the life of a character by bringing them back from the dead in order to continue making a pr..

Vaginasinus

1. sedimentry smell of the night before. in regards to cunilingus morning after smell when you have gone down with cunilingus the night b..

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