Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Olde America

1. 1. A pompous American name for the United Kingdom America and Olde America invaded Iraq for oil...

Zjong

1. A zjong is a sandnigger; a retarded middle eastern child. there was a zjong on my plane. See sand, nigger, middle eastern, terrorist, ..

Shabangbang

1. 1) A penis, at least 5 inches long. 2) Sexual intercourse. 1) Look at his huge shabangbang! 2) Let's get this shabangbang goin o..

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