Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Islander Itch

1. Communicable disease transmited via certain excited reproductive organs. Native to Ward Island in Corpus Christi(see also Krooked Krist..

Klarn

1. just another word for retard OMG! you are such a klarn..

Spurkey

1. Scoring spares in three consecutive frames while bowling. If you pick up this third spare in a row, I'm buying you a special spurk..

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