Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Zeroskater77

1. A topless dancer from Mexico. "Did you see ZeroSkater77 at the bar last night? Damn, her body is smokin!" See PopDropAndFlop..

Gift Of The Gad

1. Something that's amazing. Omfg that was sick! He's got the gift of the gad braaaap! See gift of the gad, gift, of, the, gad,..

Hypocriculous

1. Adjective describing situations when people are beyond any vestige of funniness or rationality with their hypocrisy and need a one word ..

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