Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Vortes

1. How german people say warts. Or a bad CS player. Did ze witch give zu more vortes? Or Danggg that Vortes sucks at CS. See vort, vorte..

Immogbnr

1. Internet acronym for 'I Miss My Old Girlfriend But Not Really". It it used to communicate the nostalgia you have for an old gi..

Our Lady On The Halfshell

1. a concrete statue of the virgin mary which is backed by a shell shaped form. Frequently seen on the front lawns of the faithful.In this ..

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