Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Invis-a-jizz

1. The smell of jizz in the air even though there is none. Mr. X: you smell that? Mr. Y: smell what? Mr. X: That Invis-a-Jizz, it smells..

Quiz Whore

1. A person (mostly girls) who does an average of 3.1415926 quizzes per hour. This accounts for about 95% of Facebook/Myspace's intern..

Jacs

1. 1. stands for, Josh, Andrea, Chet, Sam. We are all POTSO's. that stands for people out to skrew others. 2. people who come on slan..

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