Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

W00tnabe

1. (n), A wannabe 1337. May refer to people who speak poor 1337 or use 1337 in inappropriate situations. w00tnabe: 1'M l1k3 th3 gr34t..

Jibery-joo

1. A childish word for a lie that seems stupid, obvious and that no one thinks is real Commonly used by people who can't think of any..

Get Five

1. To achieve the task at hand to ones best ability without hesitation.(CAN BE USED IN ANY POSITIVE CICUMSTANCE.) 1.I got three grams and ..

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