Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Beesh-quinn

1. loseror a silly goose; a beast at something: guitar hero, dark tag.. "beesh-quinn come here" See loser, beast, silly goose,..

Uskta

1. USKTA stands for "Users Suck Kill Them All" and has since 1996. USKTA is a spin-off of the BOFH and NAFH objectives but in a ..

Ze Alfy

1. the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot oh..

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