Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Dewcripl

1. a person in a wheelchair (cripple) drinking mountain dew. "dude look at that hot dewcripl (Dew Cripple) over there. She sips mount..

Karlovacko

1. Best freakin beer in the world! Waiter, Karlovacko please! See beer, alcohol, croatia, slunj, drink..

Aleatoric

1. Meaning "music of chance" aka randomly chosen - ie. now applies wherever random applies. "Whoa, that was an aleatoric co..

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