Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

11th Avenue

1. A typical gang street, where gangsters such as MS-13, Nortenos, Surenos, Crips, Bloods, 18th Street, and other gangs are found. Also a b..

Floptop

1. Any portable computer with a clamshell form factor that is damaged in a particular manner. The clutcbes that hold the screen portion ope..

Umar

1. Literally, the anus, or anything to do with the ass. I got tysoned in the umar by the cop! I was only going 5 miles over the speed limi..

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