Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

3sab

1. smart, sexy, sassy apple bottomed girl. An anequa My sista is 3SAB See Frank..

Yhetti

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W00t B33r

1. intense feeling, most common in men, when one see a friend with the precious golden liquid - w00t b33r! gimme one! - fo' shizzle ..

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