Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Rottage

1. Leftover residue from the chick thats done the whole frat house. After Kelly did Mark, Wayne, Brian AND Todd she left a trail of rottag..

Executionist

1. The person that makes difficult things a reality. A magic do-er of difficult deeds. Cool idea but that'll never happen. Wrong, we..

Greentown

1. Hick villiage north of North Canton. Lots of cows and new neighborhoods, all right up next to each other. "Greentown Pride!"..

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