Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Defuakticate

1. 1. v. to defecate, just spelled differently to make it seem cooler. 2. v. to mess up totally or to make a fool of oneself. 1. "aw..

Munt-nose

1. A nose that bleeds severely during intercourse, usually causing the women/man to retract and flee. Joe: OMFG! did you know that matthew..

Koptalk

1. Koptalk is a fans website about Liverpool Football Club which mainly appeals to the younger fans of the club. It is roundly criticised b..

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