Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Gang-a-tang

1. A group of attractive women, or place with a high concentration of attractive women. In a public place you observe group of attractive ..

Zully Adler

1. see gerbil in ass (Richard Gere) wow, zully really has a gerbil in his ass. See artfag..

Zooded

1. being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot. Dude, I am so fucking zooded. See stoned, blazed, marijuana, weed..

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