Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Douchebagiest

1. Someone who is the most of a douche bag. Jim is a real douche bag, in fact, he is the douchebagiest person I've ever met. See dou..

Sup Buddy

1. Someone you talk to only when you are left with no one else. Most sup buddies only say stuff like "Sup, how are things?" and ..

J-roping The Ruth Bud

1. The act of jumping from a 10 story apartment building while screaming "Ruth Bud" at the top of your lungs until your ears blee..

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