Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

S.r.p.

1. Abr. for Self Righteous Prick Best used as a moniker for a sleazy, slimy, cheating, low-life,ex-boyfriend. I hope S.R.P. and his witch..

Bopnes

1. A double entendre of "bones" that started on the Random InsanityGameFAQs forum. It it used when one wishes to make a joke abou..

Zishan

1. Asian person attmepting to be represent culture associated with black people 'Fuckin get dat bredda, Mandeep's a fuckin zisha..

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