Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Nalau

1. a combination of 2 very different objects Nalau rocks my world.....

Yodleram

1. Used as an expression like the f word. Or it can be used as a verb. You can yodleram that up your ass! See ram, verb, ran, raam..

Kubelbomb

1. A drink (shot) taken when Jason Kubel of the Minnesota Twins hits a bomb (homerun). This drink is a pint of GrainBelt Premium (or local ..

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