Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Japanadan

1. an opinionated little wanker bash liberals, look at me mummy! See Japanadan..

Underaggerate

1. To exaggerate negativly a quantity for the purpose of self promotion. John : My car does 0-60 in only 5 seconds! Johns friend : Don&ap..

Binchi

1. lover boy, handsome, cute Damn! That guy is a binchi!!! See fiter, khoya, khris, handsome..

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