Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Locked Down

1. The same as one of the definitions of "on lock", to be totally in control of a situation. I got that shit locked down, brothe..

Nerdbait

1. v. To make a false reference in a nerd context, with the expectation that nerds will object to the error and discuss ad infinitum. A sp..

Kurking Out

1. to lose control of ones emotions and focus them violently outwards Damn man, look out! that guy is kurking out and is lible to cut you!..

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