Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Jeremy Kylish

1. Someone who is Jeremy Kylish is: A person who has either been a guest on the Jeremy Kyle Show*, or looks as though they should. *A TV ..

Relatio

1. A relationship that is based on physical pleasuring (for the guy), convenience (for the guy) and the female's misapprehension that ..

Eheu

1. (Latin): An exclamation of sorrow or anger; Oh no!, Oh dear! Eheu! You just completely got your shit ruined! Eheu!!!1 See AP..

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