Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

T0ast3d

1. An angry, intolerant, liberal-hating regular at Fazed. t0ast3d is cantankerous, and has little tolerance for others points of view. Se..

Tester

1. ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug ..

Chase Clear

1. THE badass of Saltville, and possibly even the whole world; MAJOR stud (if he isn't the star player on the football team, then you ..

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