Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Zz Top Effect

1. When a bikini clad girl has such a large bush that it protrudes out from her swimsuit and is clearly visible. Man, check out the ZZ Top..

Kiriu

1. Keen Individuals for a Revolution in Intranational Unions/Understanding/Undertakings The Kiriu Corps. RULES! See Kiko..

Callis

1. Australian Slang for the word "Classic" Oh man! thats just fucking callis! See great, fun, lol..

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