Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Ham Boner

1. 1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called po..

Headbussa

1. Headbussa is a gangsta who opens a can of whoopass on someone and breaks their skull. I'll knock a hater out.I'm a headbussa...

Zorn And Thorn

1. A pair of harlequins that speak in reverse of one another. Do the Queen's dirty work, or so it would seem. "We are Zorn and ..

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