Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Jonathan Bernier

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Kiffin

1. That person who is always the most annoying in a crowd. They always want to talk to you about Tennessee football, but you're like &..

Under Clevage

1. when a girls boobs are showing from the bottom of her bikini damn that chick's got major under clevage hanging See boobs, cleavag..

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