Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Aranzazu

1. An initially timid female who has latin roots.Also is gifted with volumptuous breasts, tends to like males of a low low caliber. That A..

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1. This emoticon is used mostly to express a cute, pouty-style face. It can also express anime-style annoyance. Momo: You got /pwn'd!..

Heisey

1. To selfishly hoard the hookah hose when smoking a hookah with several people. To keep the hookah hose for an unacceptable amount of tim..

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