Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Dooball

1. a gay chinese boy who is so poor he lives in a wooden barrel. 2. DooBall The Original DooBall since 1996! 3. See also: LOLROFLMAOA..

Yingle

1. God among mortals. Enjoys long walks on the beach, sunsets and large breasted women. If you know him and/or are compadre's with him..

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