Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Cut Weight

1. A term used in boxing and other fight sports where a fighter, in order to compete in a lower weight division, will attempt to "drop..

The Sandy St Augustine

1. the act of taking your girl to the beach, laying her down on the sand and throwing a handful of sand on her snatch befor 'going to ..

Purple Meadow Ln.

1. The coolest cul de sac in the mills branch subdivision. One of the coolest people that lives their is daniel. he was born on june 10, 19..

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