Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

One-pop

1. bad marriages people have in which they have pop out one child and then divorce. some people have many one-pop marriages and are call..

English Breakfast Tea

1. When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it. It is what the English used to do before tv was invented I love this tea, its so yummy ..

Ghetto Page

1. A ghetto page is when you are running low on credit on your cell phone and as a result, you call someone and hang up, waiting for them t..

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