Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Truckersucker

1. Generally homosexual men who have a fetish for anonymous sex with truck drivers. The men generally meet for sex in the truckers sleeper ..

Pebbled

1. An English Phrase Used too Describe Getting Very Drunk - It's a Word That's So Amazing, The World Won't no Whats Hit Them..

Lostfans

1. If something is shit, crap, stupid, lame, etc. Or If something has sold out. "Dude, that is so lostfans" "Lostprophet..

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