Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Pontoone

1. Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy. Derived from pontoone boats etc. Big bi..

Fardunkle

1. 1) a horde of chickens fighting over the bologna sandwich of the new millennium, but it's bad bologna, and one of the chickens is t..

Foik

1. an exclamation that is synonymous with fuck person A: what the foik was that? person B: Deez Nutz person A: oh.....

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