Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Obias

1. A bias in favor of Barack Obama, through justifying his words, stifling unfavorable statements, or fellating him, often displayed by lib..

Necropedophiliobeastophile

1. One who has sex with a dead child who hasn't hit puberty then ejaculates into a dead animal's mouth. "Dude, I was watchi..

Fuckarrow

1. complete shit, something very bad "man did you see that accident on the freeway?" "Yeah it was a total fuckarrow"..

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