Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Zsexual

1. Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying. Straight F..

Queefmaester

1. A maestro of queef noises. Did you hear those noises coming from Shinji? He is a queefmaester. See queef, shinji 1. A maestro of que..

Eejet

1. Pronounced ee-jet. What your Irish immigrant mother calls you when you do something stupid. For fucks sake did you piss in the patato ..

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