Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Quooelio

1. A stupidly long version of the word coolwhich, in my opinion, sounds very good when a gay bloke does it. 'Woah, Carl! That new shi..

Robo-shuffle

1. The way one walks when on a third plateau dxm dose, characterized by slow, jerky shuffling of feet across the floor. So-called because ..

Ontw

1. On the way Jason: I need backup! Richard: Ontw! "On the way" See omw..

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