Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Top Load

1. a) v. to make a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.ed, -ing) b) n. someone who takes a bowl movement in the water tan..

Zac Efron

1. The latest throwaway bubblegum-pop teenybopper idol. Starred in such 'hits' as High School Musicaland Hairspray. Will be forgo..

A Bert

1. After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows "Ho..

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