Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Monas

1. A person who is stupid/lacking in intellect, someone who defies common sense. "Oh you stupid monas" would mean "you tota..

Filmstrip S

1. Another nickname for the Screen Gems S From Hell The Filmstrip S gives me the heebie-jeebies...

Hindright

1. When one is right in hindsight. Arguably the most frustrating and common thing in the world. "I should NOT have told my girlfriend..

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