Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Roxzorz

1. In hackers terms, a word that means that something rocks. Holy crap that video game roxzorz! See awesome, cool, roxorz, upbeat, happy ..

Arghpoo

1. An expletive used when there are young children, and/or adult figures of authority in the immediate vicinity. Homie: Ima cap your butto..

Zelawski

1. Known for being great in bed and having abnormally large penises. God amongst men. That guy was a Zelawski in bed last night. See zel..

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