Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Quintessentially Kitchener Moment

1. When you come across something that you will only find in downtown Kitchener. I walked by the Mayfair Hotel today. What a QKM! See Ch..

Scruttoks

1. The skin between to scrotum and buttoks. I had scruttok surgery..

Andy Biersack

1. Andy (Andrew) Biersack/Six, lead singer of Black Veil Brides from Cincinnatti, Ohio. "Oh em gee, did you go to that Black Veil Bri..

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