Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

1. Sometimes used on the internets as an abbreviation for Music Video. MC_Hammer_-_Cant_Touch_This_(MV).avi See music, video, music video..

Quarter Gib

1. Speaking negatively about other groups of people for only part of the night. He was okay and only pulled a quarter gib this time. 1. ..

Vishal Naik

1. the act of being a boner shinker What a Vishal Naik He just pulled a Vishal Naik See nike, yogi, salwa..

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