Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Heirwhorehoax

1. 1. someone who spanks anonamous pituitary glands and urethras, while saying their dates lastname with a pleasurable groan of affection. ..

Firies

1. A great artist who usually lurks around GaiaOnline's art sections. Quoted from a thread by Firies, "You can hit and run, I do..

Utmfw

1. Acronym for 'Use the mother fucking Wikipedia' 12:31:31 <~pihl> you sure are utmfw, b today, k3ph ;) 12:31:44 <@k3p..

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