Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Flesh Apron

1. see gunt. when she took off those skin tight party pants she had a flesh apron the size of a buick. See grinder..

Turban Sprawl

1. What you get when muslims start to move into your area and begin to demand special rights or allowances for their beliefs. Turban Sprawl..

Black Prep

1. First of all, a true preppy person thats black DOES NOT "ACT GHETTO" they are the most polished black people you can find. so..

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