Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

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1. The year 2009, used mostly in instant messaging programs used by 8th grade girls who typ3 lyKe d!S. I will graduate from high school in..

Ampam

1. To have sex with a woman. Going from her ass to mouth to pussy to ass back to mouth, in that order. damn, did you see the way that bitc..

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