Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Var

1. A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortun..

10 Second Cum-slap

1. The art of premeture ejaculation upon entry (well, after about 10 seconds) And then being slaped in the face with a hand covered in cum!..

Futret

1. Scots term for ferret (a small, brown weasel-like mammal), often used to refer to an interfering woman She was a nasty piece of work, a..

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