Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Sdon't

1. To be asked to cease to do something or be asked not to do something. A combination of "stop" and "don't". So..

Elephant-fuck

1. damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes! to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into..

Zollicoffer

1. used to describe an orgasm of epic proportion, usually ending with screaming and a lot of sweat. Sean gave me such a zollicoffer last n..

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