Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

420a

1. Chrysler engine put into 2g eclipses, talons, avengers, sebrings, neons. It's the non-turbo models. My talon only has the 420a, bu..

Zigazig-a

1. Having sex. I really want zigazig-a tonight...

Petuse

1. Someone who is constantly expressing beliefs (often in an agressive manner) that are contrary to others (sometimes purposefully to nark ..

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