Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Jerkness

1. To be a jerk, when one has jerk like qualities. All hail his royal jerkness See jerk, jerky..

W.a.w.i.b.f.

1. Abbreviation of "What A Week It's Been For" W.A.W.I.B.F. the amount of people asking what W.A.W.I.B.F. means! See wawib..

Pectograph

1. photographic image of buff men, a la Abercrombie+Fitch Did you get the A+F catalog? It's a total pectograph, yumm! See chest, pe..

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