Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Ttgtf

1. Told To Get To Fuck Tell To Get Tae Fuck (scots) I'm no wanting him aboot, TTGTF (I don't want him here, tell him to get to..

Zubernoob

1. Also zooblet. A positivley derogatory term, often used in video games. Today's noob's are losing IQ points by the second and a..

Litnik

1. A person in the Catholic Church who works to destroy the Mass by introducing innovations such as hand-holding and bad translations. &qu..

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