Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Broadley

1. A broad, dame, bitch, hootchie, ho, skeezer, slut, dump, any female in general. Look at the fuckin' stink sack on that broadley! ..

New Jersey Waterproofers

1. New Jersey has the most Waterproofers in the nation! There are hundreds of New Jersey Waterproofers!..

Mushroom Missile

1. a dildo in flight " dude, that transvestite just threw a mushroom missile at me! " See dildo, cock..

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