Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Poontangerang

1. Poontangerang is poontang that you try to throw away, but it just keeps on coming back. Rick: "Are you and Bethany still together?..

Yep Yep Nope

1. A mullet "Boy I went down to dat der barba shop and gots me a yep nope... how you like it buuddddyyyyyy !"..

Outback Mountain

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