Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Sweetbreads

1. A term reffering to the edible testicles of the animal generall known as a 'sheep'. Traditional farming cuisine. Fred - "..

Sweet Brag

1. A term accompanied by a hand gesture used to point out a persons self-pride. Even the most obnoxious braggarts can be stifled with a wel..

Zepplins

1. Large breasts, usually independent thinking from their host creature, that arise from a womans chest. Jeeze, look at those Zepplins on ..

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