Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Cock In My Ass

1. Usually said as an exclamation, CIMA can also be used when penetration occurs within either a male/female or male/male, through the anus..

Queaffer

1. A pussy farter, something retarded mother fuckers do all the time -Hey you little queaffer im gonna kick your ass -Johnny you queaffer..

Mattgasm

1. the mind blowing orgasm you get whenever you see Matthew Perry Friends is on I know I'm gonna have a Mattgasm when I see Chandler..

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