Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

9-.-9

1. used to symbolize "wanna fight?" Player A: YOU SUCK NOOBZOR Player B: (9-.-)9 Bring it mofo See gosh..

Zoom-and-crop

1. A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presenc..

Errerr

1. The sound one makes when informed their one night stand turned into a mating session. Her: I'm pregnant Him: ERr...erRr... errerr..

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