Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

9ita

1. Nine in the Afternoon 1st single from the album Pretty.Odd. by Panic at the Disco. t33ni3: OMGAHHH!111 n3w P@tD s0nG. FOBR Boardie: 9..

Kotc

1. Internet/SMS abbreviation for "Kiss On The Cheek" - an term of endearment/affection. LTNS! KOTC :x See internet, sms, mms..

Yuck Buck

1. A dollar bill that has been used on one side to wipe feces and then placed face down on a sidewalk as a prank for a greedy person to pic..

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