Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Kkb

1. Filipino slang: "kanya kanyang bayad" to pay for your own meal. Was lunch KKB? Or did you treat everyone? See kkb, bayad, ta..

Doppy

1. Pennsylvania Dutch term meaning clumsy. George tripped walking up the step. He is so doppy. See clumsy, graceful, careful 2. An elat..

Broad

1. Word for a woman. Less respectable than lady but much more respectable than bitch. Man, look at those two broads. They are smokin. 2..

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