Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

W00tastic

1. Something that is so awesome that a normal "w00t" can't contain it's awesome w00tness. Guy : Hey baby can I have yo..

W00tworthy

1. to be deserving of props that was very w00tworthy..

Mwb

1. Memory Wank Bank (MWB). The content of a dude's head. All those pictures of chicks that a dude can call up from memory to assist in..

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