Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Notyomomapunk

1. The highest level of Newb. Will Never be good at video games no matter how hard they try. Bravownu: Dang I just pwned notyomomapunk. He..

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1. if a girls not putting out don't bothe. 'Ah mate i really like that girl but she just wont talk to me'. ' mate.. do..

Bytch Im Wifey

1. Telling them hoes to back the fuck up off ya man "girl back the hell up from my man bytch im wifey" See "..

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