Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Knobnoster

1. a boy who sucks other mens dicks in order to pay for his drugs I got knobnostered by A kid so he could buy meth 2. Synonymous with &q..

8=======d

1. a penis. each equal sign representing an inch when talking about size "girl, how big was it" "8========D" i totall..

Fuckflap

1. Synonym used when describing a loose girl's girly bits. "Oi love, show us yer Fuckflap s." "I was with this bird l..

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