Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Gilwhore

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Qbalb

1. Quit Being A Little Bitch Yo Josh, QBALB, its not that hot out... See qbalb, bitch, complainer, tool, jerk 1. Quit Being A Little Bi..

Armchair Infantry

1. Most commonly found on internet forums for first-person-shooter games set in modern times like Counter-Strike and Battlefield 2, the Arm..

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