Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Uggnard

1. and adj,noun,verb,vowel,number,constanant,variable, you name it, this word means ugnard. Adj: this shit is uggnard verb: go uggnard yo..

Young,dumb,and Full Of Cum

1. adj.:describes a young,particularly enthusiastic yet unintelligentprostitute. "Man...THIS bitch?Young,dumb,an' fulla cum!!!&q..

Eat Your Cum

1. A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care. Billy Fag..

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