Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Rotflmfaowotcc

1. Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while on the computer chair. ROTFLMFAOWOTCC!, That was funny! See Chino..

Negation Of Bob

1. 1. A rather intresting group of individuals. They are mostly nerds who took Geometery as 8th graders, but seem to be more insane and stu..

Gin's Knickers

1. Used to describe something unusually impressive, showy or shiny. Aboriginal women, or "gins", don't usually have very att..

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