Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Emailested

1. To be poundedwith many emails at once - Andrew just got emailested when the website crashed. - It's ok, he's a masochistand ..

W00tsauce

1. Yet another expression of delight. w00tsauce! I aced my C++ exam! See Thom 2. The l33t h4x0r's pasta sauce. instead of mixing ..

Vanderweide

1. tall as fuck (like a redwood) so i was watching cops the other weekend right, and this one dude started layin out all the guys in blue...

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