Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Zubrus

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Shlouk

1. A word nerds or weaklings will use when being made fun of or being beaten. SHLOUK...stop hitting me...shlouk.....

Hipneck

1. A rural dweller who combines elements of both hippy and redneck culture. Typical in areas where traditional conservative employment (log..

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