Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Ninja Plz

1. a term used to replace "nigga please" so if you say it to someone they cant get mad at you for a racial slur. Mike: Yo man yo..

Hairy Arse Brigade

1. Nightclub bouncers/doormen who chuck out drunks and trouble causers OR muscle bound men who support prison officers in 'calming&apo..

Lobster Penis

1. a condition characterized by having a large, red weewee Golly gee,Jean,you have a lobster penis! See red rocket, red lobster..

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