Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Gas Flow

1. having little or a lot of gas in your automobile my cash flow is too low to go to the show but maybe we can go for a ride someplace..i ..

W.w.b.b.d.

1. A common abbreviation for the all-important question, "What would Brian Boitano do?" No, not the dead guy who can't eat ..

[ck]

1. usually in a scene kids myspacename. reffering to babycakes clothing's t shirt "omg we are the club kids" so it acctua..

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