Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Shmarm

1. The ultimate scapegoat! and with no basis in reality, you can royally fuck political correctness! 1.You shmarmish son a bitch! 2.You ..

Pothead

1. a person who when not even smoking pot still shows affects that he has, and will in the next 24 hours. damn look at that pothead. His ..

Zooing

1. (1.) verb - The act of patronizing a zoo or marine park. (1.) "What did you do in Milwaukee?" "We went to the muse..

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