Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Uprights

1. the recieving end/part in sexual activity(ies) "he gets it up, and through the uprights!"..

12 Years Old

1. A popular chat room insult. Oneofthethreegreatestheroesofourgeneration: Diggity Monkeez is obviously twelve years old. Diggity Monkeez..

Chuño

1. 1. A humorous derogatory term synonymous with calling someone "turd" or "bastard." Usually used amongst friends. 2...

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