Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Eat My Poo

1. A threat that challenges an individual to eat one's excrement. It originates from the fact that poo is disgusting (unless served w..

Filthy Lucre

1. money, cash, 2. ill gottens gains, winnings from gambling of or office pools. The money Chad won from the NCAA tournament contest was..

Mister Orange

1. RN Mod on the DODMOD message boards. Avid fan of Mountain Dew, which is a shame being as they don't sell it there. Mister ORange, ..

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