Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

W.b.n.

1. Weighty But Nice - used to describe someone who is overweight, but still inexplicably attractive Jimmy, check out that big lass! She&ap..

Zle

1. A person who loves drinking look at him over there he is a right zle See piss head, alchy, mashed..

Think Fast

1. way of saying: 'to aknowledge something coming at you, both literally and metaphorically, in a quick way because life is short and ..

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