Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Klæbu

1. Voted the best place to live in Norway. And Norway was voted the best contry to live in in the world, so Klæbu is the best place in the ..

Ush

1. To make somebody move, a onomonopia of "push" Clown: Ush your baby out of the way, I'm coming through!!! See ush, push,..

Frenchdip

1. A homosexual act involving a male placing multiple tobacco pouches in his foreskin, while another male performs oral sex on his penis. ..

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