Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Yerm

1. yummy sperm as in the sexually seasoned manjuice from a male ejaculated penile area, mostly used as a descriptive noun by nymphos or hor..

Sian Mcviegh

1. one dirty fucking slag!¬ ''how many boyfriends have you had this month?''..

Trout Bait

1. (v.) Cop a feel, grope. Fully expecting to be slapped, Jimmy slugged a shot, walked up to Susan and trout baited her. Surprisingly, she..

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