Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Kimberly Mcconnell

1. -Goregous actress -Amazing person -hot. -cool spelt "k.u.l.e." -too ethnic.. -not ethnic enough... -A gift to this eart..

Nauson

1. A word refering to someone who is being naughty in a sexual way or refering to male of female genitalia " get your fingers out ..

Naughty Napper

1. One who pretends to sleep or pass out before promise of sexual activities may transpire. So did you catch that HJ or what? No, that na..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Helmet Hummer Edit Meaning