Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

W.a.b.

1. Wack Ass Bitch Usually a skanky bitch that toys with mens emotions and then fucks someone else. And then toys with you some more. you..

Recto Butter

1. An anal saliva produced after a firm stool. Sometimes moist, sometimes crusty, residual soaked in anal hair as a result of leftover nug..

Mitly

1. Short for 'admittedly', meaning.. 'yes'. - Eh yo, did you see her camel toe? - Mitly!..

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