Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Mingetits

1. a general exclamation apt for a variety of situations. e.g 1) when one is being aroused. 2) ammusment. 3) shock. 4) noun to be compa..

Gawjuss

1. THE most awesome way of saying gorgeous like ever! i mean who doesnt? boy: hey yawr hawwwwwwt girl: yawr pretty gawjuss yourself =] ..

Zeppelite

1. A crazed Led Zeppelin fan. Otaku is to anime as zeppelite is to Led Zeppelin. See zeppelin, led, music, fan 2. One who is into Led Z..

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Helmet Hummer Edit Meaning