Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

Keedge

1. A person who makes a bad impression on people. A loser. James was a total keedge at the party last night. He never moved from his spot ..

Jewro

1. DERIVATIVE: JAERAD from HEBREW, JRO from EBONICS 1. NOUN - A guy that is EXTREMELY jewish with money. 2. NOUN - A guy with an extremel..

I Know This

1. This expression came to be in the halls of EHS, when a good reply was needed to something. PJ "You have pie on your coat" Ma..

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