Helmet Hummer

What is Helmet Hummer?

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

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1. When a douchebag sprays his mansauce within a condom while fucking a cheap buttwhore, then puts the condom in the freezer for an hour or..

Low Key Jibber

1. a joint of marijuana that is smoked without telling friends, as to get more weed to yourself. "Ey bro lets get in a low key jibber..

Nrbs

1. Not Really But Still When one says a phrase that is almost, but not quite, entirely incorrect. I'm on fire!!!! NRBS, it's ho..

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