What is Helwig?
1.
Pain In The Ass, or a Donkey (jackass)
Look at that person he/she must be a helwig
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2.
A male teacher that is involved with A male Student, A creepy older teacher that is gay
<Boy 1> Dude, Mr. B is such a Helwig!
<Boy 2> Yea he totally tried hitting in me
<Boy 1> Yukk, I'm Deff. not staying after school with him anymore
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Random Words:
1.
v. Masturbate.
She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.
2.
v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited ..