What is Helwig?
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Pain In The Ass, or a Donkey (jackass)
Look at that person he/she must be a helwig
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A male teacher that is involved with A male Student, A creepy older teacher that is gay
<Boy 1> Dude, Mr. B is such a Helwig!
<Boy 2> Yea he totally tried hitting in me
<Boy 1> Yukk, I'm Deff. not staying after school with him anymore
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