Hemline Theory

What is Hemline Theory?

The idea on Wall Street that the socially acceptable length of women's skirts will reveal the state of the stock market.

Low skirts at the ankles mean the country is swaying towards a conservative, bear market. (1930s)

High skirts above the knee mean the country is in a free spirited and aggressvie bull market. (1980s)

Gooster

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Gooch Slapped

1. To Get Fucked Over or Boned on anything Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart. See fucked over, gooch, slap, fucked..

Zetta

1. One of the most awesome adjectives the universe has ever known, or will ever know. Usually used as a substitute for "very," &q..

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