Hemline Theory

What is Hemline Theory?

The idea on Wall Street that the socially acceptable length of women's skirts will reveal the state of the stock market.

Low skirts at the ankles mean the country is swaying towards a conservative, bear market. (1930s)

High skirts above the knee mean the country is in a free spirited and aggressvie bull market. (1980s)

Kwazoo

1. When you get completely blizted and have sex with a kangeroo. Man: I got so kwazooed last night! See blitzed, stoned, fuck, ripped, kw..

Pussball

1. someone who lacks the abality to talk to females Bojo is a pussball for not talking to lizzy 1. someone who lacks the abality to talk..

Zerty

1. A girl that has had sexual intercourse in every place where it is possible. "blud that girls buff tingz" "nah blud shes..

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