Hemline Theory

What is Hemline Theory?

The idea on Wall Street that the socially acceptable length of women's skirts will reveal the state of the stock market.

Low skirts at the ankles mean the country is swaying towards a conservative, bear market. (1930s)

High skirts above the knee mean the country is in a free spirited and aggressvie bull market. (1980s)

Velumptuous

1. delightful, delectable, juicy, sexy, beautiful, sought after, perhaps even a bit boisterous! Yes, my velumptuous rump, is always dearl..

Eh Wot

1. A term commonly used by a character in Animal Crossing, a videogame made by Nintendo. The character in question is appropriately named ..

Lepotwa

1. another way to say hello in the eyes of me! bonjour lepotwa See jack..

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