Hemline Theory

What is Hemline Theory?

The idea on Wall Street that the socially acceptable length of women's skirts will reveal the state of the stock market.

Low skirts at the ankles mean the country is swaying towards a conservative, bear market. (1930s)

High skirts above the knee mean the country is in a free spirited and aggressvie bull market. (1980s)

Foyeurism

1. sexual fetish in which one spies on people through those distorted-perspective peepholes build into the front door of a house or apartme..

Jiversen

1. a person who fucks their dog, then eats there shit. similar of that of a feltch "ew! look at that girl eating her dog's shit..

Chrysostomides

1. a drunk, obnoxious hobbit looking creature. Did you see that chrysostomides at the bar back there? See hobbit, drunk, obnoxious, creat..

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