Hemline Theory

What is Hemline Theory?

The idea on Wall Street that the socially acceptable length of women's skirts will reveal the state of the stock market.

Low skirts at the ankles mean the country is swaying towards a conservative, bear market. (1930s)

High skirts above the knee mean the country is in a free spirited and aggressvie bull market. (1980s)

Vagingle

1. Another term for vagina. Man, my vagingle is sore after that night of debauchery. She has a nice vagingle. Her vagingle smells like f..

Mother Hubbard Mo Ho

1. An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children. Little John, you mother hubbard, give me ..

Love Poof

1. A phenomenon which occurs when a woman's low-plunging braor similar is slightly too small, resulting in two small "poofs"..

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