Hemline Theory

What is Hemline Theory?

The idea on Wall Street that the socially acceptable length of women's skirts will reveal the state of the stock market.

Low skirts at the ankles mean the country is swaying towards a conservative, bear market. (1930s)

High skirts above the knee mean the country is in a free spirited and aggressvie bull market. (1980s)

Hairy Lampshade

1. To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thu..

Azuzephre

1. A series of cartoon doodles, about an emo cartoon character. That was one messed-up azuzephre doodle! See cartoon, character, emo, doo..

Arkham

1. slang term used for something thats creepy. look at that old man over by the childrens playground he looks well arkham, jeuz what a cre..

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