Hemline Theory

What is Hemline Theory?

The idea on Wall Street that the socially acceptable length of women's skirts will reveal the state of the stock market.

Low skirts at the ankles mean the country is swaying towards a conservative, bear market. (1930s)

High skirts above the knee mean the country is in a free spirited and aggressvie bull market. (1980s)

Znort

1. The correct pronunciation of snort. Let's get us some P bro and znort that shnit. 2. A mispelling of "Snort" used in a..

Zoltech

1. a halfassed insult that people use when they have nothing else to say your friend sounds like a zoltech bro. See nerd, idiot, dumbass,..

Chocolate Railslide

1. After taking a #2 (without wiping), it is the act of riding down someones arm with your bare ass, ie a railslide. Frank wasn't pay..

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