Hemline Theory

What is Hemline Theory?

The idea on Wall Street that the socially acceptable length of women's skirts will reveal the state of the stock market.

Low skirts at the ankles mean the country is swaying towards a conservative, bear market. (1930s)

High skirts above the knee mean the country is in a free spirited and aggressvie bull market. (1980s)

Kyag

1. A guy with an abraisive personality, who doesn't like anyone, has ego issues, and who kicks puppies and giggles. A kYaG (Kiss Your..

Jokes

1. Something funny or awesome. Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man. See Sheldon 2. A replacement for the word "c..

Donkey Porter

1. This when a man finds a donkety and fucks in it's ass until poops and bleeds at the same time. I am such a big Donkey porter me an..

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