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A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: B..
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The process by which one gains insight though drinking multiple Mojitos.
After seven Mojitos, it became clear to James that Mary was re..
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A criminal who is crispy.
someone who farts on the couch too much
When you act like that it makes me think you're a crispy crimin..
