What is Herped Ass Dick?
1.
N. When a man's penis is covered with tiny red dots. This is called herpes. Herpes can be passed on due to sexual intercourse.
N. When a dick-headed little boy falls into a batch of herpes-infested needles, he therefore becomes a herped ass dick.
John, quit playing with those needles you herped ass dick!
See
Random Words:
1.
The act of masturbation and ejaculation in a girl's eye.
After giving his girlfriend a one-eyed jack, he didn't know if he wa..