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U.S. Congressman or possibly manager of the asshole store.
'Eric Cantor reminds me of the Manager of the asshole store.' -Lew..
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A group of guys masterbating, trying to cum on a cookie. The last one to cum must eat the cookie
I got drunk last night and we played ..
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When you go down on a girl and her pussy gets so wet that it fogs up your glasses.
After going down on my girlfriend I have to wipe all..