What is Heskey?
1.
6 foot 3 and 15 stone of muscle, England international and Liverpool striker, yet can't win a header and always falls over when shortarse full-backs go near him.
"Heskey's lost the header to a 5 foot defender and has fallen over!"
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2.
A girl who goes down very, very easily.
That slag was such a heskey.
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3.
6ft tall twat
wank stain, knob jockey, herpeys munchin twat. blue nose scum. piece of black pudding that cost £6m
4.
Another term for useless piece of shite.
'Your fucking shit heskey'
5.
silly northern twat
"oooh aye"
