Hetty Edit Meaning

1.

(adjective) Typically used in the jam band subculture (those who follow bands like Phish or Widespread Panic) to describe a modern-day hippie. A hetty chick will wear hemp sandals, no bra, have dreadlocks, and still manage to be sexy.

Let's get to the music festival and hit on some hetty chicks.

See heady, hetty, hippie, jam band

2.

The act of a girl vanishing early from a party for no apparent reason.

Typically done without anybody's knowledge.

Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.

The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.

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Guy1 : Wheres that girl?

Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.

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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.

See party, watch

3.

lot slang for "heady"

this town is so hetty we should be able to score some totally dank nuglets

See heady, dank, phatty, cool, hip

4.

short for hetrosexual or straight.

Used by angry gays like me to confuse straight guys. Hetty usualy depicts 'stupid straight guy'

Damn he is hot, he is hetty though.. Fucking hetties with eat anything that smells like fish!

5.

noun, adjective

sometimes used in the gay community to describe breeders (see:heterosexual) while doing something stereotypically heterosexual - man acting masculine, girl overly flirtatious with a male.

Jamie: "There are so many hetty's coming to the club tonight"

Jordan: "Dammit, I can never tell with some of them"

" I hope I don't hit on a hetty when I get drunk"

"Man, you are such a hetty... gosh."

I wish that hetty would stop hitting on my girlfriend.... doesn't he know shes a lesbian?

See heterosexual, stereotypical, lesbian, gay, breeder

6.

*a horse like person who slags of tea pot hats, managing to be attractive whilst being a animal.

Reiss: Look at her!

Holly: That is one mighty fine hetty!

7.

This is usually commonly used against our Burberry-loving friends, the typicalchav. Basically, it's when a fourteen-year-old chav thinks he's a pimp because he's had 6 twelve-year-old schoolkids because he can't get any action anywhere else. Instead of the word, 'pimp', we replace it with 'hetty'.

Can also translate into, 'stupid pikey prick'.

Maison: Oi Lee, i got me sum pusseh last nite boyacasha!

Lee: Ah me bredwin ya fuck Kerry from Maccy D's nigga?

Maison: Nah m8 nah, her 4 lil' sistaz man innit! Ai!