Hey, I Have A Note From My Doctor Edit Meaning

1. An aged woman with a dusty old uterus. Oh, there goes my last egg. I guess I'm an official Leizl. See leizl, uterus, eggs, old, v..

1. The act of using a cooler to take a shit and leaving it in there to ferment so someone else can find it. John Lorenc slept in his car l..

1. A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home. Bruce..