What is Hfp?
HFP stands for Hands-Free Pee, the phenomenon in which no hands are needed to urinate. While women are (usually) regularly capable of HFP, men who stand up to urinate often miss. HFP in men is usually attributed to a mild
Experiencing HFP is said to make a man's day.
Jay: "Dude! You just came out of the bathroom without washing your hands! What gives?"
Greg: "I didn't have to! I got a HFP, so all that I had to do was
whip it outand tuck it in! I'm gonna cancel that 4 o' clock suicidenow!"